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11:19 am
![[User Picture]](http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/940620/101135) [Link] | I miss Farkiss you guys.
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04:55 pm
![[User Picture]](http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/940285/101135) [Link] | I am never using the loo again.
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11:23 pm
![[User Picture]](http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/940610/101135) [Link] | EVERYONE STOP BEING MEAN TO ANDY AND OCTAVIOUS.
They were not kissing.
Octavius was choking and Andy saved his life by giving him cpr. Would you rather Octavius be dead right now than to get his cpr from Andy? Cause if so than your not being very good friends.
Also Octavius i am sorry cause i kno you said not to say anything but everyone was being mean and its mean because i hate _____ clubs are crappy.
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06:03 pm
![[User Picture]](http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/939951/101135) [Link] | I HATE THIS SCHOOL AND I WANT TO GO HOME.
Current Mood:  sad
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12:24 am
![[User Picture]](http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/941077/101135) [Link] | ...Farkiss died.
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07:23 pm
![[User Picture]](http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/939946/101135) [Link] | Whoa.
So someones cat in hufflepuff might be making some babies later. I dont think Farkiss has ever looked so happy!
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10:24 pm
![[User Picture]](http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/940962/101135) [Link] | Whoa.
I kissed Cedric and Geoffrey and Merton and Roger and Miles and George and Tim and Emory and Harrison and Zack and Ian and Michael.
Dinner was AWESOME and Valintines Day is bossanova. Hogwarts is so much better then St. Augustus Acadamy and Todd Sandbourne.
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05:17 pm
![[User Picture]](http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/940884/101135) [Link] | Did you know that the average boy has 8 different sexual partners before he turns 30 but the average girl only has 3?
And that 60 million sperms are deposited in a woman when she has sexual intercorse?
60 million. That is a huge number.
Whoa. People can bend that way?
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08:18 pm
![[User Picture]](http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/940743/101135) [Link] | OH HEY!!! I have boobs now!
Thank you for helping me realise this Professor Sprout!
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07:00 pm
![[User Picture]](http://www.insanejournal.com/userpic/940489/101135) [Link] | So guys basically i decided that we need to start a band. (Ricky talking about his 2 giutars made me think of it) How COOL WOULD THAT BE!??! I think it'd be really rad and i bet we'll get really famous for it too.
Who wants to be in it? HELP ME THINK OF A NAME!!
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02:45 pm
[Link] | 
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CAT???
I didn't want to bring stupid Farkiss with me anyway, i wanted my OWN cat. He's so OLD and he's gross and mean and i'm gonna feel real bad if i lost him because i need to take him home at christmas. If anyone sees him let me know. Dont try to pick him up or anything tho, he'll eat your face.
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08:34 pm
[Link] | You guys i'm really upset.
So my mum sent me like 4 letters today from Leslie at home (because Leslie has to give the letters to mum for her to send them cause i can't tell Leslie the address at hogwarts and i think she would think that sending post on an owl was crazy and she's afraid of birds anyway since that peecock at the zoo attacked her face on that fieldtrip in Mrs. Zubarman's class) and the last one that is from last tuesdays says that Leslie started going out with Todd Sandbourne. And this is the most terrible thing in the world cause he's a jerk and he's mean and Leslie KNOWS that i like him and just because i'm at school all year and not at St. Augustus with them doesn't give her the right to start dating him.
And now i'm sad and what if when i go home for christmas none of them want to come over cause they're all busy being boyfriend and girlfriend?
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11:44 pm
[Link] | I'm GLOWING
And am on the cieling. HELP.
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07:27 pm
[Link] | THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER. For me. Cause its my birthday. Which is a good and not misterious reason for best days ever.
I didnt get any presents from home today tho. I hope mum and dad and Tommy and Dylan and Noah and Ian didnt forget about me.
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01:13 pm
[Link] | STOP DROP AND ROLL!
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01:12 am
[Link] | What are nethers?
PS Mr Hooper. Octapus said to ask you to show me yours.
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10:02 pm
[Link] | FELLOW FIRST YEARS, I NEED YOUR ATTENSHUN!
The truth of hogwarts has been unvieled! This is not a school at all. It is a prison that our parents send us to to get rid of us until we are old and grey like dumbledore! If you try to run away the werewolves in the forrest will naw on you and eat you like ribblets.
THE TIME TO ESCAPE IS NOW. Let our generashun be the last to uh become victums of this plot to turn our youth into energy to keep the old people alive forever. No more will 11 year olds be kidnapped thinking they are going to a super cool place because they see the wrong broshure and it turns out that we are not allowed to leave ever. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. How else are there some wizards who are like 200 years old? Not even turtles live to be 200 years old. Let the last drop of um stolen firstie power happen now.
The great escape starts here and now. WHO IS WITH ME!?
ps: who is good at escape plans? i have only been a witch for like a month and i dont know some stuff yet.
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12:54 am
[Link] | ANJELINA you never told me if you still wanted to switch or not.
So so far i like hogwarts alot. Flying is really cool but i'm not very good at it yet. I wonder why it is that witches ride brooms and not other things for cleaning. It seems like vaccums vacumes vak vaccuummes would be faster cause you could turn them on while you were in the air, and the sucking would make them fly better. Tho youd need a really long plug, so maybe not. But no if you used magic you wouldnt need to plug it in cause theres no electricity anyway.
Im really excited now cause i get to help solve a mistery. I am SO GOOD AT THIS. If any of you ever need misteries solved, come see me, Addie F. in the Hufflepuff 1st year dorm. Or Gryffindor 1st year dorm if Anjelina and i switch, but i'll let you know if that happens or not.
Panda
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07:42 pm
[Link] | Hufflepuff is good, right?
Talking hats are confusing.
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02:21 am
[Link] | OWW IT BIT ME.
Well. It cut me cause it was mad. Does that mean i'm going to turn into a journal on full moons too? I never even got to go to school yet.
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